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為慶XX生日快樂,我決定于x年x月x日x時舉辦生日party,邀請各方好友前來參加。 為便于識別身份,要求每位參加party的朋友右手持紅包(注1),左手或持鮮花,或持蛋糕(巧克力也行)或持美酒(注2),切記,無此標記者,掃地出門。 參與者除給壽星的禮物外,還需繳納會務費.本著不贏利的原則,只收取成本,每位只收會務費人民幣九百一十五元,有違此例者,除沒收禮物、補繳會費外,并處會費一位以上五倍以下的罰金。 注1:紅包內金額上不封頂,下有保底,不得少于1000元人民幣 注2:美酒不是自封的,需憑發票,總價低于800元的酒水一扔在垃圾堆里Dear all: 隆重祝賀x月x日xx生日之5周年紀念。現訂于x月x日 x:x時(地點待定)為xx舉行盛大的慶祝宴會^_^,請大家踴躍報名參加,報名相關事宜如下: 1、泱泱中華自古為禮儀之邦,所謂禮者,禮物也,我輩乃是中華民族之明日希望,豈可毀我中華之美名,因此,請報名參加者務必準備豐盛之大禮物,大者,非體積面積之大也,實為價值價錢之大也,如有直接送現金者尤為歡迎,人民幣即可(美金不方便使用,請送禮者務給收禮者以困擾) 2、帶禮物報名者免用餐費手續費等,無禮物者請自動結清本次活動餐費;無禮物無現金者拒絕參與。總之:no money者,請勿擾 3、郵件、電話、短信(今日手機沒電)報名均可 4、對時間安排有異議請告知,我們盡力協調。 5、所有報名者交通費用自理。 6、報名截止時間2008年x月x日x:x,以利后續用餐事宜之安排 8、本次活動最終解釋權我所有 9、本通知未盡之事宜按照有利于我一方原則解釋 以上,請知悉,并請廣為轉告積極報名。 注:為方便溝通,男士嚴禁攜帶老婆或女友參加;女士可多聯絡帥哥參與。
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???跪求??!~孩啊 先免禮了問題是就算你爬求 我 也沒有啊!~
Jim went to Mary's birthday party last sunday. There were about 15 people there. They were celebrating it at a bar. Jim gave Mary a birthday card and a bunch of flowers. They played games, sang some songs including the birthday song. They shared the birthday cake. Some of them got very drunk. Mary was one of them. She was so drunk that she couldn't even pay the bill. In the end, Jim paid the bill.The next day Jim got a thank-you letter from Mary.
在我12歲來臨之際,請大家一起陪我度過這美好的時刻,望賞光來參加我的生日派對!
Hello!Eeveryone, The new year is coming, are we expecting to have a wonderful,memorable,special time to welcome new year? Do you want a crazy party? OR DO you want to just relax and enjoy? Come with me, here is heaven and you can do everything your like!Let's share classmate heart at XXXX(time & place). Come on! Where is your passion? I AM LOOKING FORWARD YOU!Happy night and day! Happy XXXX (class) day!
xxxx童鞋(同學):恭喜你!正式被我評為“吃貨”!我沒有罵你,x月x日我請了諸多“吃貨”,邀請你們幫我解決掉那個抹滿奶油的大家伙,趁著xxx小餅干、xxx牛奶、xxx牛肉干沒注意,我才敢把邀請函送到你的手里,它們強烈抗議被吞下肚皮,我看你一定能讓那些美味心甘情愿地吞到你的肚皮里,不管你信不信,反正我是信了!x月x日,我們不見不散,請來到我的蛋殼:xxxxxxxxxxxx(你家的地址),x月x日是我的出殼日! 望采納~ 查看原帖>>
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